Greetings. I am Darth Lizard, or Discord, or Princess Twilight Sparkle, whatever you want to call me. I am the newest recruit on your amazing police team! I shall try to hunt bad guys, find a bunch of other things, etc.
And that Fawful Virus? We’ve contained it. It was just a simple “chortle bug” that spread into a meme. 😉
-Princess Twilight Sparkle (Darth Lizard)